Murderbot TV episode 3

Friday, 23 May 2025 06:23 pm
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Unsure how I feel about having 22 minute episodes (sorry, "30 minute episodes"). On the one hand, short and quick enough to watch. On the other hand, this entire episode is essentially half an episode: In Which Our Heroes Travel To DeltFall And MurderBot Looks Around.

Enjoyable, but this kind of episode feels like it is meant for watching entire seasons all at once, where it would just blend in to the before and after. They spent too much time arguing in the shuttle for it to feel like it stands alone at all.

The security footage of what the Gurathin and Bharadwaj are doing back home was pointless, but I guess Character Building or something.

Rudest tag possible

Friday, 23 May 2025 05:02 pm
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Rudest tag I have seen in a month of Sundays:
Life on Mars (UK) spoiler for the finale )

Compare with The Untamed spoiler for the first episode )

Which is kinda like Shakespeare spoiler )

When it could've been Bigger Shakespeare spoiler )

Greek myth spoiler )

Murderbot TV episodes 1 and 2

Tuesday, 20 May 2025 09:20 pm
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  • Improvement from the book: I can tell people apart! Yay!


  • Didn't recall that Pin-Lee is the lawyer until I went to go check who played the character. But I can tell them apart!


  • Pin-Lee is so fucking hot.


  • Gurathin's my fave. IIRC from the first book, he was the only one to distinguish himself as an individual character and I didn't like him. But he's so good here. Definitely favorite character.


  • There is something about Skarsgard that is driving me bonkers, and I think it's his voice/accent. Everyone else is so individual and he sounds so... like, it would be one thing if he sounded robotic but he doesn't. It sounds better when it has the helmet-voice-modifier thing going, but in general... IDK still feeling the whole "completely miscast" vibes.


  • Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon: every single person involved in this -- from the writers, to the set people, the props people, the hair and makeup people, the special effects people, the actors, the editors, everyone who had anything at all to do with it -- are having the time of their life doing this and it shows.

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There are three new podfics of my work today, which is a sure sign that somewhere on the internet, someone is hosting a podfic-creation party. Dark is Rising, Rivers of London, and Vorkosigan. Enjoy! Feed the podficcers!




[Podfic] Old ways (45 words) by FlightlessNotFightless
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Will Stanton (Dark is Rising)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Walking, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

Will goes for walks for his mental health.

Podfic of Old ways by Petra.


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[Podfic] Not an asinine question (68 words) by GoLBPodfics
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Indigo & Abigail Kamara
Characters: Indigo (Rivers of London), Abigail Kamara
Additional Tags: Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

Indigo and Abigail walk in the park.


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[Podfic] Cretaceous Park (68 words) by GoLBPodfics
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Miles Vorkosigan & Ivan Vorpatril
Characters: Miles Vorkosigan, Ivan Vorpatril
Additional Tags: Dinosaurs, Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes
Summary:

I think they're Jacksonian.

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Short version: Please pay to watch Murderbot and Sinners.

Long version on Murderbot:
I was so skeptical; no spoilers )

Long version on Sinners:
Twice the Michael B. Jordan; no spoilers )
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The weight of ritual (400 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala & Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ahsoka Tano, Padmé Amidala
Additional Tags: Superstition, Compulsive Behavior, Rituals
Summary:

Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn't believe in luck.

Anakin Skywalker, on the other hand, is superstitious to a fault.

Doctor Who, Eurovision, Murderbot

Sunday, 18 May 2025 06:19 pm
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DOCTOR WHO

So I’m wondering, upon reflection, what story the Doctor Who writers thought they were telling last night?

I’m not so uncharitable as to take it for granted that RTD is consciously ripping off Catherynne Valente with the concept of Space Eurovision: it’s entirely likely that as his new era is QUEER AF Space Eurovision seemed like an obvious choice.

But then…honestly, the more I think about the episode, the more I wonder what they intended. Read more... )
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Her six, her noon, and her midnight [Podfic] (44 words) by blackglass
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dr. Mensah & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
Characters: Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries), Dr. Mensah (Murderbot Diaries)
Additional Tags: Drabble, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:

A podfic of Her six, her noon, and her midnight by Petra.

"Murderbot looks out for Mensah."


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I enjoy the Murderbotian delivery of this drabble's podfic.

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In related news, I have enjoyed Murderbot 1x01 and 1x02 enough to invest in Apple TV. Now to figure out what to watch next.

The highest form of praise

Saturday, 17 May 2025 04:12 pm
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Criticism.

Literary criticism, specifically.

unspuncreature's tag on the space Buzzfeed article about an anonymous space tweeter writing limericks slew me:
"fic of all time. tenured professors will be teaching petra in 400 level poetry seminars."

And then I got a comment on this Murderbot drabble that not only included Picking Up On Themes, but the line, "Back in the days of Honors English, I bet I could get a whole paper of meaning out of your little drabble."

(no subject)

Friday, 16 May 2025 12:28 pm
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I wrote this on tumblr nearly a year ago in reply to:


byjove:

countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”


byjove:
America’s immigration policies are difficult enough but I read the immigration policies for some countries and it is batshit insane. they’re straight up like “we hate disabled people, we hate people who don’t speak our language, if you don’t have a $85k a year salary lined up for you, we don’t want you to move here. if by some miracle you jump through all the hoops and move here, it will take you 20 years to obtain citizenship and during that time we will not rent to you because you’re a foreigner.” damn bitch. fuck you.



lannamichaels:

I read foreign policy stuff and every few months, like clockwork, there’s an article about [insert country here] having demographic problems caused by not enough young people and What That Means.

And every single time, I have only two questions:

1. What is your immigration policy?
2. How much does it cost to have and raise a baby, both direct monetary and intangibles, such as does a woman destroy her entire professional career to do so?


Fixing both of those will fix every single falling population problem I have ever read about in those places. Because the answer is generally “both. both are bad.” And places where the second one is considered to be fine, the first one absolutely isn’t.

(I state these are the constant issues at play in foreign policy writings to contrast that with the stuff I’ve heard about from rural demographic problems where the issue is “we have young people, but they leave because there aren’t any jobs.” That is internal population shifting within a country and comes with other problems, ex: rent.)





I bring this up here now because I'm not going to keep adding on to someone else's post, especially this long after, but we have a new entry in the "every so often Foreign Policy likes to talk about birthrates" trend and it's...

It's an entire article about how Israel doesn't have this problem, because Jewish women tend to have lots of kids compared to the rest of the countries considered equivalent economically, and at NO POINT mentions the Holocaust.

How oh how do you have an article about how Jewish women have a culture where having a lot of kids is considered necessary and DO NOT MENTION THAT, I do not know. It probably gets included in, oh, it's a religious reason, but except not that much because it points out that secular Israelis also have more kids on average than the comparison population.

The author cannot be this clueless. Was it just that he felt it awkward to point out there is the actual need to repopulate????? Even I have heard from women dealing with infertility who feel like complete failures because they can't help poke Hitler in the eye.



As a complete aside, though, since I'm on this subject, many things piss me off in Harry Potter and Harry Potter fandom but among the worst is the Weasleys. Molly and Arthur Weasley are the only characters in that entire backstory who understood the assignment.

Congratulations, you have just managed to survive a genocide that wiped out an entire generation! What do you do?

Every other character: uh, have one or two kids?

Arthur and Molly Weasley: hold our birth control.

Yes, yes, I'm aware that in context, the Weasleys aka "poor and red haired with more children than they can afford" are anti-Irish bigotry. Also we don't know too much about random other characters and their families, true.

But seeing it repeated in fandom? Oh, that's a lot of people who don't know what it's like to be part of a people that survived a genocide five minutes ago.

The magical world is in a massive demographic problem* and the Weasleys are the only ones who are taking it seriously.




*all this random extra ridiculous pureblood stuff that isn't in the books that has become some kind of calcified fanon also makes no sense, and part of the reason it makes no sense is that your population size is too goddamn small. The magical world in Britain, if we take the numbers seriously, is actively in the process of dying out.

US Politics: Queer history

Thursday, 15 May 2025 12:15 pm
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The Ithaca Statement on Bisexuality, 1972 made me cry in the good way.

\o/ I appreciate the long-ago Quakers who said, "Actually, bisexuals are valid and get erased by the binary."

In related news, Tumblr has thoughts on the definition of bisexual and pansexual but not really.

(no subject)

Thursday, 15 May 2025 08:15 am
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While on the topic of Genre Mystery I also want to write up Nev Marsh's Murder in Old Bombay, a book marketed and titled as mystery-qua-mystery that I do not think really succeeds as either a mystery or a romance. However! It absolutely nails it as a kind of genre that we don't have as much anymore as a genre but that I really unironically love: picaresque adventure through a richly-realized historical milieu in which our protagonist happens by chance to stumble into, across, around, and through various significant events.

(I said this to [personal profile] genarti, and she said, 'that kind of book absolutely does still exist,' and okay, true, yes, it does, but it doesn't exist as Genre! it gets published as Literary Fiction and does not proliferate in mass-market paperback and mass-market paperback is where I want to be looking for it.)

Murder in Old Bombay is set in 1892 and focuses on Number One Sherlock Holmes Fan Captain Jim Agnihotri, an Anglo-Indian Orphan of Mysterious Parentage who while convalescing in hospital becomes obsessed with the unsolved murders of two local Parsi women -- a new bride and her teenaged sister-in-law -- who fell dramatically out of a clock tower to their deaths.

Having left the British Army, and finding himself somewhat at loose ends, Captain Jim goes to write an article about the murder and soon finds himself engaged as private detective to the grieving family. In the course of trying to solve the mystery, he falls in love with the whole family -- including and especially but not exclusively the Spirited Young Socialite Daughter -- and also wanders all around India bumping into various Battles, Political Intrigues and High-Tension Situations.

Why do I say the mystery does not work? Well, this is the author's first book, and you can sort of tell in the way the actual clues to the mystery become assembled: a lot of, 'oh, I picked up this piece of paper! conveniently it tells me exactly what I need to know!' and 'I went to the this location and the first person I saw happened to be the person I was looking for, and we fell immediately into conversation and he told me everything!' You know, you can see the strings.

Why do I say the romance does not work? Well, it's the most by-the-numbers relationship in the book ... Diana has exactly all the virtues that you'd expect of a Spirited Young Parsi Socialite from 1892 written in 2020, and lacks all of the vices that you'd expect likewise. Jim thinks she's the bees' knees, but alas! he is a poor army captain of mysterious parentage and class and community divide them. Every time they even come close to actually talking about their different beliefs and prejudices the book immediately pulls back and goes Look! she's so Spirited! It's fine.

However, the portrait of place and time is so rich and fun -- Nev Marsh talks a bit in the afterword about how much the central family and community in question draws on her own family history, and she is clearly having a wonderful time doing it. The setting feels confident in a way that plot doesn't quite, and the setting is unusual and interesting enough to find in an English-language mystery that this goes a long way for me. And, structurally, although the twists involving the Mystery were rarely satisfying to me, I loved it every time historical events came crashing into the plot and forced Captain Jim to stop worrying about the mystery for a few chapters and have some Historical Adventure instead. My favorite portion of the book is the middle part, which he spends collecting a small orphanage's worth of lost children and then is so sad when it turns out most of them do have living parents and he has to give them back. I'm also sad that you had to give the orphans back, Captain Jim.

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Tuesday, 13 May 2025 01:32 pm
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If you think defending your right to use a common name as a pejorative is more important than listening to everyone with that name saying "please stop, this is causing us actual real harm", then just let me know right now and I can ban you from my blog and you can ban me and then we'll all live happily ever after: you with your moral superiority that you can hurt whoever you want as long as you feel you have a good enough reason, and me without having to endure this right now or ever.

Like, I thought we all got over this in middle school, using someone's name as an insult because, tee hee, teacher, I'm not really calling them a bad word, I'm just turning their name into a bad word, that's totally different!!!!

I am so incredibly serious. I have limited ability to cope and this shit has already ruined two days within the last seven entirely by triggering mental health problems and making me literally actually cry with frustration over why so many people are so keen on hurting people even when they've asked them repeatedly to stop.

This is not a victimless term. You need to fucking stop or get out of my life and I'll get out of yours and we'll both move on.

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I Speak Six Languages is a song about the weight of overachieving from The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, a musical by William Finn.

I think it would make a good song for my beleaguered blorbo, who gets saddled with a problem child when he's 25, paracanonically speaks a lot of languages, and is the master of a subclass of his martial art.
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The first stage of grief (500 words) by Petra
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Additional Tags: Drabble Sequence, Overhearing Sex, Denial, Obi-Wan Kenobi's A+ Parenting, A+ Jedi Pedagogy
Summary:

Obi-Wan inadvertently listens to Anakin and Padmé having sex multiple times and concludes that it's no big deal.

May Challenge 2025: Celebration

Monday, 12 May 2025 05:49 pm
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The theme challenge for this month is Celebration (Please include the tag challenge: celebration when you post.) Theme challenges have to do with fic choice. Since this month's challenge is 'celebration' your story has to be related to that theme one way or another.

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Murderbot

Monday, 12 May 2025 11:25 am
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I am unfortunately being taken in by the Murderbot TV Show promo campaign and am starting to think this might actually be good and I might enjoy it.

Oh no.

(it seems like it's WELL LIT!!!!!! And has bright colors!!!! And I'll be able to tell characters apart, possibly, which I could not do in the book except for like two of them!!!! So I'll be able to see what's going on, follow the plot, and identify the characters!!!!!) (my standards are low but also frequently unachievable.) (guess it remains to be seen if the camera movement makes me sick.)

pithy statements for sunday morning

Sunday, 11 May 2025 08:50 am
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ChatGPT sees Bitcoin's "a solution in search of a problem" and raises it to "this isn't even a solution."

(no subject)

Saturday, 10 May 2025 09:22 pm
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I read K.J. Charles' Death in the Spires more or less in the course of a day, which happened to be the same day that I was reading comments on/responding to [personal profile] blotthis' post about aesthetic satisfaction in Genre: Mystery and Genre: Horror.

Death in the Spires is a really useful case study for genre: Mystery because Charles' usual Genre is Gay Romance. As this book was coming out she made a number of posts and announcements along the lines of: hello Readership, please be aware, this one's not Romance, it's Mystery, which does not mean there won't be romance in it, but please go into it with Mystery expectations rather than Romance expectations.

So already I was going into it expecting to pay attention to the rules of genre and how they worked or did not work in this book. And, having finished it feels really clear that the exact same fabric of characters and plot, tailored into a different shape, would form a standard Charles Romance, but because of the pattern being used the finished product is undeniably a Mystery, no question about it. And quite a fun one! I read it in a day!

The premise takes inspiration from Gaudy Night and The Secret History, among others: at the turn of the 20th century, a clique of golden youths forms at Oxford that's shattered by interpersonal romantic drama culminating in a mysterious murder; ten years later, having just received a particularly vicious poison-pen letter, one of the golden-youths-that-was decides it's finally time to figure out which one of his best-friends-that-was is a killer. The youths all seem likeable and the loss of the trust and friendship among them as important to the plot as the murder itself, which is one of the things that makes the book work, IMO.

Because of blot's post, I've been thinking a fair bit about what I want mystery-as-genre to do. P.D. James said very famously that the mystery novel is the restoration of order from disorder: a murder happens, but by the end we understand why and how, and something is done about it to bring justice. Or not done about it; occasionally the detective decides that the just response is to not do anything about it. I do like it when that happens, even if I disagree with the detective on what the just response is. I like it when justice is legitimately a problem, in mystery novels; I like it when the solution is not just the solution to a puzzle (though of course it is pleasant when a puzzle is good) but an attempt at answering the question of 'how do you repair the world, when something terrible has happened that broke it? Because every death is something that breaks it.' I say an attempt because of course this is not really a question that can be answered satisfactorily, but it is nonetheless important to keep trying. So, really, I suppose, I think a mystery novel has succeeded when it has, a little bit, failed: the puzzle is solvable, and solved, but the problem is unsolvable, and the tension between those two things is one of the things that most interests me in a mystery book.

'I want to be a little uncomfortable at the end because of how we as human beings have to keep trying to answer a question that has no good answer by answering questions that do have answers' is probably not a fair thing to ask of mystery novels, which are also, famously, comfort reading. Nonetheless it is what I think the great books in this genre achieve and I think I am right to ask it. I am not saying that Death in the Spires is a great book of the genre, but it is asking the kinds of questions that I want a mystery to ask, and it satisfied me in that, in a way that many modern mystery novels don't.

a brief detour into spoiler territory )

Books

Saturday, 10 May 2025 09:09 pm
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  • The Wood at Midwinter by Susanna Clarke, illustrated by Victoria Sawdon (2024): A light, forgettable short story previously, per the afterword, broadcast on the radio for a BBC Christmas thing in 2022. It's very Clarke, for better or for worse. The illustrations are good. IDK, this short story basically encapsulates everything about Clarke's magic systems that I don't like. It's a good short story but I would like it to make sense. Whereas Clarke is like "it doesn't have to make sense, it's magic". This worked much better for me in Piranesi.


  • Will the Pigeon Graduate? by Mo Willems (2025): Good book but at the same time, it's very obviously a cynical ploy to hone in on the market that buys Dr. Seuss's Oh The Places You'll Go for new grads.


  • Right Back at You by Carolyn Mackler (2025): Midgrade, time traveling letters book. 12 year old Mason lives in New York City in 2023 and is bullied in school. 12 year old Talia lives in an unnamed small town in Western PA in 1987 and is bullied in school. Together, they give each other encouragement and friendship, via letters they leave each other in their closets.

    Despite this, neither one of them actually considers in time that the magical time traveling letter wormhole will cease when Mason moves to Atlanta (his dad got a new job on sudden notice and "walked out" (aka did not walk out, but Mason and everyone in school treats it like his dad did, in fact, walk out) and was staying on his brother's couch until he got an apartment and Mason and his mom would move there after school ended in a couple months). This helpfully gives the author a way to wrap up the book at a decent-enough place, while still being within the constraints of a midgrade novel for page count.

    Recommended for anyone who thinks that there just aren't enough midgrade books about bullying. I snark, I snark. It's a very quick read, fine and enjoyable, and yes, there are age-appropriate time travel shenangians (Mason tells Talia the baseball game results so she can win bets against her brother; Talia uses Mason mentioning 'google' all the time to buy google stock ASAP for herself and for Mason, and sends him the money.)

    Content warning for some really severe antisemitism for a midgrade book that is, to be fair, about bullying. (Talia is Jewish and the only other Jew she knows is her optometrist. Mason isn't Jewish but knows plenty of Jews.)

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